Election Day Joke Headlines

Joke Headlines for Future Papers

Here are a few headlines that will be appearing in Wednesday's News Paper.( Note these are only possible headlines not the actual ones.)

OBAMA wins in a landslide victory!!!

Romney wins in an Upset of the Year!!!

Romney accepts Obama concession at 3:00 A.M.

Obama accepts Romney concession at 3:00 A.M.

Proposition B in Missouri Fails to get Voter approval! Missouri Legislators are furious.  School funding falls to the political axe.

Procpostion B in Missouri Passes. Missouri Legislators anticipating new Funds.

McCaskill Defetes Akin.  Democrats maintain control of the Senate.

Akin Defetes McCaskill.  Republicans take over the Senate.

Republicans gain control of the House and the Senate.  The House Speaker vows to reform the Government.

Democrats gain control of the House and Senate.  4 More Years of Obama administration.

Romney Flip-Flops over Election results and the Republican Party goes to court.

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Philip November 05, 2012 at 07:45 PM
Romney Wins!! Republicans demand Recount! Obama Wins!! Democrats demand Recount! Ohio votes not counted. Judge hangs Chad. Florida votes not counted yet. Democrats claim Chad is to blame.


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