Small vs Large Breasts

HELLO LADIES!!! Yes you know who I am talking to.  Some women have small breasts.  Some have large ones.  I am talking to you from a height of 41/2 feet while sitting in a wheelchair.   While most men have problems with your assets I don't unless you make it my problem.  Yes I have to look up at your face.  Yes I have to go past those points in your clothing.  No I do not have to have them forced in my eyes.  What I am talking about is how you look.

In today's society sex is the seller.  The sexier the better.  The problem I have with that is most of you ladies are not on the menu nor available.  The tighter you wear your clothing especially around the chest area the more problems you cause for guys like me.  Yes the wheelchair brigade is talking now.  All I see from my height is your chest while attempting to look you in the eye.

Ok so I have offended some of you.  But have you really looked at things from my height?  Or are you just admiring your assets that just have to be shown off?  My point is yes you have breasts but whether you are a B cup or EEEE cup you still complain that I am looking at your assets and creating fantasies about you.  Actually I am attempting to figure out what style of clothing would fit you best while allowing you some freedom of movement.  Say What?!!!

I have done costuming for various plays and reenactments over the years and I have found that most women complain that this particular style is too; plain, revealing, sexy, covering, small; you get the point.  While styles change somewhat it appears to me that they all come back around again year to year.
This year is the year of cute and sexy kitten styles by the way.

Yes I like what I see.  No I will not chase you unless it is just in friendship.  No I will not chase you to find out what you have.  I do still have enough imagination to fill in what is covered.  Yes they are a distraction.  No I will not design clothing for you unless you want it covered up completely.  Yes the styles are all going to the male viewpoint.  Would you like a brief history of design?

Originally clothing was unisex.  You had your basic lion skin, deer skin drop over the head shirt/dress that covered everything that both genders showed.  This provided some protection against the elements and kept the men from constantly thinking about what was going to happen that night.  Women finally had enough and decided to change things to suit themselves.  After all they only had the Yoke neck to work with.  Those with the assets started to cut their neckline lower over their breasts to show them off and the V neck was born.  

Fast forward to fabric.  Once weaving was developed, mostly as a winter project by the men, Ladies liked the way certain fabrics showed off what they had.  Guys now had a problem as they did want to see but not touch what those were.  Ladies wanted more than just a drape over their heads and so the dress was born.  Still with a V neck as a basic design element.  Men got into it trying to design the most revealing outfits they could while at the same time covering up as much as they could.  Women encouraged this as the ones who caught the most eyes usually wound up married with children.

Once pants were discovered, by ladies, things got interesting.  The tighter the pants were the more men they attracted.  The more men the bigger chance of getting married.  Once married then there was an even higher chance of children.  At least this was what was happening in the lizard brain of the ladies.  In the conscious side there was this outcry about indecency going on.  Women's rights were starting to make the rounds around this time.   I know you are going to start a picket line at some point so why argue?  My point is as men got more and more into designing the clothing they made clothing that appealed to them not for any other reason.  Like I said Sexy sells.

Women today are now in a crisis.  Yes they can have clothing that appeals to the masses, sex kitten, or they can have clothing that covers it all up, middle ages dresses, and hides who they are.  When is sexy too much?  I have already covered that.  All I am saying here is you show what you have then you will get rude remarks that come from the lizard portion of the male brain.  What is this lizard portion I keep talking about?

The lizard portion of the brain is that section which only sees things at the most basic of levels.  For guys this is Food... See woman... Touch woman... Make babies... repeat as often as necessary to ensure continuation of your line.  For ladies this is... Food... Mate... Kids... Don't touch Me... repeat as often as the males around you will allow.  Like I said basic Lizard portion.

Ladies I am not being rude without purpose.  If you want clothing that calls attention to your figure then wear the latest fashion that clings like cellophane to a glass bowl.  If you want to hide what you have then learn to sew clothing that covers your assets.  After all none of us are in outer-space at this time where loose clothing is a danger.  If you need patterns you can contact me and I will send you to a website that will show you the patterns that cover it all.  However not all the clothing is designed to modern standards.  Can people change?  That is up to the everyday person.

Let me know your thoughts...